supermoclel:

velcro is such a rip off

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

plixar:

he’s a happy puppy

those Thai insurance commercials make me cry every time I watch them tbh

vegan-because-fuck-you:

Non vegans are like “man, I wish vegans weren’t so mean to me and respected my life choice” and non human animals are all “man, I wish humans would stop fucking killing us in our billions just for the sake of their taste buds”

tablereviews:

Vampire Weekend - Cousins (acoustic)

Another great performance, it is really amazing the quality of sound they have as a band, even without the fancy equipment. Enjoy!